Clothing shouldn't have a size it should have a maximum capacity!

When your handing out orders you may want to work on that delivery!

If you were hired here to annoy me congradulations!  You are amazing at your job!

Loosing weight won't help your face!

Grats
on being the girl that peaked in high school

You look like uncle fester!!

What was that pussy? I'm sorry it just sounds like a queef when you talk.

Is there some unspoken rule that says all bosses must be douches?

So your husband beats you and you still stay with him????  Yeah that sounds legit! 

You=dumb

Maybe if I looked more like a 16 year old girl, you would be a bit nicer :-)